You can’t make this kind of stuff up
These are the kind of things that even the best script writers in Hollywood (or Bollywood if you prefer) can’t possibly come up with. We’re talking Golden Globe and Academy Award level.
- $63,000,000,000 billion dollar law suit filed against Micheal Vick
- That’s right sixty three BILLION dollars. When the leeches smell blood they really smell blood. And guess what it’s for? Go ahead guess… Nope not dog fighting. But for stealing someone else’s Pit bulls and selling them on EBay to buy missiles from Iran. Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better – the guy who filed the lawsuit is in prison for wire fraud.
- Cost of item: 19 cents
- Cost of shipping and handling: $998,798.38. Brought to you by the same people who brought you $1,000 toilet seats not to mention other curious purchases. I guess I shouldn’t be to suprised, but $1 million dollars to ship two washers? How can that possibly happen?
- You give me a pair of sneakers and I’ll give you…
- A missle launcher?! I know the policy at this event was “don’t ask, don’t tell”, but someone needs to be asking some questions. Some very pointed questions. For anyone who might be confused I offer the following illustration. Sneaker:
Missle launcher: 
Everyone clear on the differnce?
- 12 year old addiction
- If your kid was addicted to crack would you buy him more hits of crack? For that matter would you let his name be known to the world in general so we can all write blogs and otherwise poke fun at him? Well this kids isn’t into drugs (though they might help him), but he’s into vacuum cleaners. No, that’s not a typo I did say vacuum cleaners.
Thanks for reading. Are we going to hell in a hand basket or have we been sitting there for a while?
Wow – that’s some crazy stuff. I especially like the million-dollar washers. That’s just like our government, eh? Great post!
Thanks! Yeah those were just a few of the weird things that I’ve seen pop up in the news over the past week or so. Those are the kind of things you expect to find in a tabloid rag like Weekly World News.
lol…I think the missile mix up is because at one point there was a “Nike” missile system used by the usaf.
The difference between a missile and a shoe are staggering. We’re not talking about a written word on an order form, we’re talking about someone literally bringing in a missile launcher. No one can possibly mistake those things for one another. It just isn’t possible.