I’ve decided it is time to get a new tattoo and decided to enlist YOUR help. Don’t like tattoos? Too bad, help me anyways. Please… Alright so here’s what I’m after.

• It must be 100% original
• No naked bodies no matter how tastefully done
• It needs to be black and white with maybe a little color here and there
• It will be going on my right forearm so please keep the size in mind
• It needs to be Christian themed and I’m drawing my inspiration from Psalm 50:16-23

As you can see the “requirerments” are pretty simple. So if you have any suggestions or ideas please let me know and I will give it serious consideration. Ultimately it is something I’ll need to wear on my body for a long, long time (I plan to get very old) so I’ll be pretty critical about whatever ideas you might submit. But IF I do choose a design based on the comments or Email I recieve from someone on here I will give them a free advertising slot for 3 months where the flashing banner is currently located (top of the far right sidebar). I know it’s not a lot, but it’s better than nothing and if I get over 500 RSS subscribers from this somehow I’ll extend it to 6 months and over 1000 I’ll extend it to 1 year. This “contest” will run as long as it takes me to find a design I like and have my tattoo artist sketch it out for me. The rules for the advertising slot are as follows.

• You must supply the advertisement
• It can be a text link or a graphical ad
• It can be animated, but must not be flash animated
• If it links to a site that you wouldn’t show your grandmother or your daughter don’t bother
• It can only link to one site (in case you were thinking multiple text links)
• It must be 260px wide by 85px high or smaller

Ok, anyone have any suggestions for a new tattoo for me?

Wait, wait, before I forget I need to clarify something. The advertising space I’m offering is on this blog NOT on my body like this die-hard Shoemoney fan decided to do. Sorry Shoe you’ve got a great site, but I’m not quite that insane.

Now that we have that cleared up does anyone have any ideas?