A cud chewing torrid affair, oh my!
Saturday, December 8th, 2007 This afternoon I took some time to do a little sleuthing around the internet and I found many disturbing things. None however were as disturbing as the following video I found. I believe it speaks for itself…If you need further proof just read their respective blogs! John Chow and John Cow are obviously in cahoots as is evidenced in this post on Chow’s blog offering his and the Cow’s review services. Now Cow has been smart enough to post about optimizing your workspace and not about the torrid affair with John Chow, but once again… the video speaks for itself.
So let this be a lesson to all of you in internet land.
“There is nothing wrong with your television. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling the transmission. We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can deluge you with a thousand channels or expand one single image to crystal clarity - and beyond. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to… The Outer Limits. Please stand by.” — Opening narration – The Control Voice – 1990s