Are people born this stupid does it take practice?

Warning ranting and raving (and a little bit of lunacy) lie ahead!

What you see above is a traffic sign. Indicating no left turn. This is something you learn sitting on your daddy’s knee pretending to drive. If you don’t learn it there you most certainly have to know it to pass the written part of a driving exam. Not to mention they’ll flunk you faster than you can say “oh crap” if you don’t obey it on the driving part of the exam. So why then Mr. Dodge Cummins Diesel would you be stupid enough to make a left turn onto a one way street and wonder why everyone was scream and flipping the bird at you?

Did it not occur to you that “I own the road” is only figure of speech? And then to get out of your truck, which of course was left dead center in the middle of a narrow street, and go into the store. Real class, jackass. I called the cops but they didn’t get there in time. I gave them your license hoping they’d maybe track you down by that, but the officer didn’t seem to interested at that point. I suspect you’ve never used your pickup truck for anything aside from tooling around Gloucester Ma. Which brings me to the next part of my rant.

Why would anyone except construction types have any need for a pickup around the Boston Ma area? What reason can any of you give for needing one of them? You’re probably the same idiots who elect people who whine about global warming. Perhaps you’re like the married woman with NO kids who I was talking to that got one because “it’s so much safer”. No lady safer is people like you learning how to drive responsibly instead of assuming you own the road.

Speaking of owning the road is it really that hard to move over to the far left, or at least out of the turn-in lane when you get on Highway 128? It would be much appreciated seeing as most of you drive for a good 10 or 15 miles before you have to exit the highway. Why is that such a big deal? Because the rest of us would like to get on the road and get where we need to go too.

Oh and before I forget stop honking your damn horn at everything everywhere. Some of you people honk so much it’s a wonder you haven’t gone deaf from it.

Well now I feel much better.