I know it’s not kind to poke fun at the less fortunate…

but can we make an exception in this case?

ROCHELLE, Ga. — A woman was arrested after she called local police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were “fake.”

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff’s Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

Here’s the source, because you can’t make this type of stuff up.

5 Comments

  1. Slash Blog says:

    But if she was in possession of fake drugs, how can they arrest her on charges of possession of drugs (or was she mistaken).

  2. B. Durant (14 comments.) says:

    My guess is that she was mistaken, but beyond that I believe it is a crime to have intent to possess contraband.

  3. cooliojones (2 comments.) says:

    Hey man, a deal is a deal. She was given fake crack and they need to get the perpetrators!! LOL

    She punked herself. What’s next – a killer gets arrested because he shot someone and the merchant sold him the wrong type of bullets?

  4. Laurie (1 comments.) says:

    That is just too funny! Was she high when she got the bright idea of calling the police?

  5. Rose (1 comments.) says:

    This should go under dumbest criminals.

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