A while back (8/07) I mentioned an incident in which a drunk moron jumped into a bear cage and was eaten. (Un)fortunately that person apparently wasn’t as stupid as I had thought… This woman is far more idiotic. She doesn’t even have the excuse of being drunk:

A polar bear attacked a woman at Berlin Zoo [...]

G20 make pledge to restore growth
Thank God for the G20 pledging to restore growth! I mean I felt entirely lost without their decision to restore growth.

But before we get too excited about the reemergence of our economies maybe we should consider this:

Led by Germany’s Peer Steinbruck, they are concerned about all the billions being [...]

Crook county sheriff suspends evictions in Chicago area.