Before you call the computer tech…
October 18th, 2007 | by Brook Durant |
- Take a deep breath a remind yourself it is not the end of the world
- I know it’s frustrating when the computer goes down, but there is absolutely no need to panic. You don’t need to call me at 9:45 at night and talk to me for 45 minutes trying to convince me to drive 65 miles right then and there. Trust me your computer problems are going to be there at 9am in the morning. And no, I won’t cancel my other customer at 7am just to get to you earlier. I like you and all, but I don’t adore you.
- Stop for a moment and recall exactly what you were doing just prior to the event
- I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there’s a pretty good chance that something you did caused the problem. This is just based on my own personal experience and it was quite likely unintentional on your part, but your the only one who knows what was going on so take a moment and think about it.
- Write down what you remember because you won’t remember it when you have the tech on the phone
- Once you get myself or another tech on the phone you aren’t going to remember everything you were doing. That is the kind of information that can help a tech get in and out in 20 minutes or spend hours diagnosing the problem. It’s up to you, but personally I charge $75 per hour (which oddly enough is on the low end around here) and I don’t know many people who want me to spend time I should be fixing diagnosing the problem.
- If you see any error messages write those down (especially those)
- Again it is a matter of having as much information ready for the technician as possible before they ever set foot in your home/office. As a technician and business owner I’d much rather spend 10 minutes fixing the problem you called about and the next 50 minutes fixing potential problems before they happen. After all I’m going to charge you for an hour so you might as well get the most you can out of it. If I’m stuck diagnosing the problem for hours because you didn’t bother taking a moment to get me the information I can’t give you that extra service. Then 2 months later something I could have caught and dealt with on the previous visit creeps up and costs you another $100+ service.
Spend some time researching any error messages and codes that you get. I use either Yahoo search, or google and just type in the error code and start searching. More often than not if you spend a few minutes you’ll find a solution to your problem. Even if you don’t know how to work the solution that’s ok. I do. Other techs do. Let us do it for you.
Finally we come to my last point…
If all of a sudden your computer just won’t start and it has been working fine check to make sure cords are plugged in, batteries are charged, and you haven’t accidentally left any discs in the drive!
Today was the 2nd time in the past week that I’ve made nearly 150.00 from on 3 minute call because the customer had a disc in the drive that shouldn’t have been there during bootup and the other customer had her computer unplugged to vacuum. A day or so later she went to use it and it didn’t do anything. She paid $105.00 for me to plug in a cord.
I suppose we can sum it up very nicely “Pay attention”!
When your computer goes down do you panic or just take it in stride? Is it unreasonable to assume that customers would like to save a few dollars by taking care of the stuff I mentioned?
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By mikster on Oct 18, 2007
All good tips. And now perhaps that woman will never, ever vacuum again.

By Luis Enrique on Oct 18, 2007
I’ve got my own funny stories too, but suddenly I realize a great truth: if “they” learn and apply all of your tips, they won’t pay you anymore hundreds of dollars for plug a cord or just for leaving a shortcut for their apps. This people are the butter in the bread dude, so, live with it and when they call you at night, don’t hear the phone ringing but the cash machine… KACHING! baby… extracharge, big stinky check please.
By Naomi on Oct 18, 2007
Good tips. Im confused on something though.
If you charge $75 per hour, but charged a customer “150.00 from on 3 minute call because the customer had a disc in the drive that shouldn’t have been there during bootup and the other customer had her computer unplugged to vacuum. A day or so later she went to use it and it didn’t do anything. She paid $105.00 for me to plug in a cord.”
Do you charge a fee to drive to the house? Or you charge a flat $75 just to go take a look at the computer even if it only takes 3 min?
Sorry, just wondering how techs charge.
By A Blog about Nothing on Oct 18, 2007
Mikster - Thanks! I don’t think she had ever vacuumed. At least not within the past 40 years.
Luis - Very true, but I feel like I’m ripping people off if I don’t at least make some kind of an attempt to forewarn them
Naomi - Travel fee of anywhere from $35 to $65 depending on how far away they are. Plus I ALWAYS give the customer at the very least the full hour of service because I charge for a full hour. So when someone calls me out for a job that takes 2 minutes I find other things to do to help them out (updating virus scanners, removing spyware, tweaking settings, setting up spam protection on their email, etc, etc, etc) If it goes over 1 hour then I charge in 15 minute increments.
The vacuum cord lady should have been $110 ($75+$35 trip fee) but she only had $105.00 cash and there was no reason to make an issue out of $5.
By James - Visualized.Feel.Abundance on Oct 19, 2007
Hey,
I love this part.
“She paid $105.00 for me to plug in a cord.”
It happens and it would be hilarious unless you happened to be the one paying for it.
Cheers
James
By A Blog about Nothing on Oct 19, 2007
James - Good to see you around. It was more sad than hilarious, at least from my perspective.
By GuynotGuy on Oct 23, 2007
I’ve driven 2hrs to plug in monitor. AFTER specifically asking the customer if the monitor was securely plugged in.
It was a bank so I know they could afford it.
By A Blog about Nothing on Oct 24, 2007
GnG - Nice! Always nice to hear I’m not the only one who gets calls like that.