Blogging has made me RICH!!

After a little over three weeks as an official part of the blogging community I would like to announce my new found riches! I just now opened my blog email to discover this notification sitting in there. Sorry all of you “One year” folks. Looks like some of us are just more blessed than others.

Read it and weep!

The British National Lottery (How's that for official?)
P O Box 1010
3b Olympic Way, Sefton Business Park,
Aintree, Liverpool , L30 1RD
(Customer Services) (So kind of the customer services to contact me
to give me money)

Ref Number: UK/9420X/05
Batch Number: 074/05/ZY369
Ticket number: 56475600545 188
Lucky Numbers: 05,06,17,20,28,42 (Bonus33) (Remind
me to thank whomever picked this lottery number for me)

Dear Winner (That would be me)

We wish to congratulate and inform you on the selection of cash prize
of £ 1,200,000.00 (British Pounds) (Which
equates to 2,451,005.42 USD) held on the 28th July 2007 in
London Uk. The selection process was carried out through random
selection in Our computerized email selection system (ess) from
a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you
were selected.(Sweet! I'm a big fan of
being selected for things without entering them) And Your
e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with
Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 05, 06, 17, 20,
28, 42 (Bonus 33), which subsequently won you the lottery in
the 1st category i.e match 5 plus bonus.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of One
Million Two Hundred Thousand Pounds, in cash credited to file
KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of
£ 1,200,000.00 Million Pounds, shared amongst the (5) lucky
winners in this category i.e Match 6 plus bonus.

For due processing of your winning claim, please contact the
FIDUCIARY AGENT Information Officer Mr. Richard Carpenter 
(Fiduciary Agent Information Officer! Check out that mans title!)
who has been assigned to assist you. You are to contact him
with the following details for the release of your winnings.
==============================================
The Fiduciary Claims are below:
Mr. Richard Carpenter,
Tel: +44 704-571-0545
Email: richardlotteryclaimdept07@yahoo.co.uk 
(A Yahoo email address for the British National Lottery? Strange)
==============================================
contact him, please provide him with the following Requirements below: 
(You bet your life I will)

Claims Requirements:
1.Name in full------------------------------
2.Address---------------------------------
3.Nationality-------------------------------
4.Age-------------------------------------
5.Sex-------------------------------------
6.Occupation------------------------------
7.Phone/Fax------------------------------
8.Present Country------------------------
9.Date You Received This Notification-----------
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If you do not contact your claims agent within 5 working days of this
Notification, your winnings would be revoked. Winners are advised to
keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid double
claim (IMPORTANT) pending the prize claim by Winner.

*Winner under the age of 18 are automatically disqualified. *Staff of the
British Lottery are not to partake in this Lottery.

Accept my hearty congratulations once again!

Regards
Mrs. Stella Ellis
(Group Coordinator

Note that you are not (Sounds like a very
powerful woman, this Stella Ellis)to reply to this E-mail,
please contact your Fiduciary Agent directly to start the processing
of your claims application form.

Now all I need is to find that email from the Nigerian I keep meaning to answer and I’ll laugh all the way to the bank!

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