Death of a blog: Are you the culprit?

Dark MatterTwo American cosmologists (Lawrence Krauss and James Dent)are suggesting that simply by observing the universe around us we are hastening it towards an untimely demise. Don’t laugh so quick. Quantum theory has long maintained this concept of interference by observation.

Essentially what this theory says is that by observing something we reset the decay clock and cause things to begin decaying more rapidly. By discovering dark matter and learning how to “see” it we have reset the universes decay clock and have likely caused it to decay more quickly. I can’t help but wonder if maybe that has been the fate of some blogs?

Abandonded blogs number in the hundreds of thousands
Spend a few minutes looking and you’ll come across literally thousands of blogs that have been drafted into mothball and do nothing but sit around. The vast majority of these blogs failed after only 2 or 3 months of activity and observation. Naturally a blog is slightly smaller than the universe so it doesn’t take nearly the number of viewing occurences to cause the blog to decay.

Abandonded blogs have an abundance of “dark matter”
Actually they have an over abundance of it. Even while occupied and active they had too much dark matter. And people like you and I would try to read the blog, try to find a shining light somewhere in it. The only thing we ever managed to find was this dark matter and by our simple act of observation we caused the blog to decay and die. We’re only two people, you and I, but think about the implications of millions of people observing these blogs!

Fear not gentle reader! If you’re in a predicament similar to what I described there are a few things you can do that will potentially help you reverse this decay that has set into your blog.

A blog may not be dying because someone read it, or maybe that’s EXACTLY why that blog has failed… Just something to think about. Is your blog ready for readers or is the observable content an unncessary risk?

5 Comments

  1. Death of a blog: Are you the culprit?…

    Abandoned blogs litter cyberspace and YOU are to blame. At least that’s my theory in conjunction with a recently published theory regarding quantum mechanics which says the universe is decaying more rapidly due to our observations of dark matter. Reac…

  2. Allyn Paul (3 comments.) says:

    GOod post as I am a neglectful BlogFather myself! I have my main one about Life and Lawns and other crap…that’s all good. But I have another that was supposed to explore all the things I love about the 1980s…but I just don’t have the energy to invest and grow it.
    I’m thinking about aborting it…is that legal?
    LOL

    Allyn Paul’s last blog post..Christmas Lights: clean, simple, classy (Part 3)

  3. Allyn – Blog father? Lol! I’m sure you know this, but you can’t grow something without pruning it. In this case if one blog is extra overgrowth prune it back so the other one can grow even more.

  4. Tim (3 comments.) says:

    I’ve put three blogs down in the last six months. They were suffering, and I couldn’t stand to watch. Don’t worry, they didn’t feel a thing when I pulled the plug. I made it quick and painless.
    I realized I only had enough time and energy to work on one at a time.
    Hopefully, my viewing of your blog didn’t strengthen your dark matter!

    Tim’s last blog post..What Are The Chinese Up To?

  5. Jason A Clark (3 comments.) says:

    I wish there were some automated process that would come along and dispose of the “dead” blogs after a set amount of time…just some way to clean cyberspace. It would be like a spring cleaning…and so roomy for the rest of us!

    Jason A Clark’s last blog post..Bored Office Worker Plays Amazing Hackysack Game In Office

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